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The First Christmas
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The First Christmas (Marceline and The Ice King)
Song A Day #1424
E A E
Smoke in the air, sludge on the ground
A man comes wandering through town
On his hip a golden crown
B7 C#m A
He has a desperate need and he's tightly wound
Blood in the water, smoke in the air
A young vampire is kneeling there
Tears on her cheeks she has short black hair
She's all alone and she's so scared
C#m B A
Christmas day in the apocalyptic waste land
The whole wide world has been recast
His beard it grows obscenely fast
Through the rubble so dark and vast
He sees the girl as he's wandering past
The moon has lost all it's pull
His brain is wired his brain is full
But he sees her tears and it touches his soul
He gives her a stuffed animal
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Ice King Ninja Christmas Party
A
There's a Christmas Tree
D
In the Secret Ninja Room
F#m
and It's all decked out
E
With boughsc of jolly holly
Lights are strung
Among blades and throwing stars
Stacks of greeting cards
Have been filled out for the party
Bm D
The Ice King is baking a fruit cake
Bm E
Gunter is dancing to a playlist of his favorite songs
(Break)
A D E D
A D E A
It's a Merry Christmas Ninja Party
The Ice King has invited everybody
Bm
Will anyone show
F#m
And help build men out of snow
G E
Or will the Ice King spend Christmas alone
BMO brings the punch
Cosmic Owl spiked it
Tree Trunks providing lunch
Finn and Jake will like it
Ice King's in a Santa suit
He's giving everybody presents
Bubblegum wants to learn Korean
Rainicorn is giving her lessons
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Gunter The Bottle Breaking Penguin
Song A Day #1415
C
Gunter is a penguin
Dm
Who likes to break bottles
Em
All the other penguins
G
Think he's really weird
They laugh and make fun of him
They say that they don't love him
They won't let poor Gunter
Snuggle in the Ice King's beard
F
But then one fateful Christmas Eve
C
Finn and Jake came to say
Am
Ice King we're sick of you
D7 G
We're locking you away
And using some heretofore
Magic unseen or heard of
They locked him in a tiny bottle
Unbreakable and sturdy
And Gunter seeing that his dad
Was suffocating and chokin
He mustered up all his might
Knocked over the bottle and broke it
Now Gunter is a penguin
Who likes to break bottles
All the other penguins
Follow him all around
They do what he tells them
They bring him sea shells and
Theo all let 'ol Gunter
Snuggle with the Ice King now
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Nice King Hanukkah Song
02:18
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Nice King Hanukkah Song
Song A Day #1428
Bm G
Nice King, NIce King
Bm A Bm
Nice King, Nice King, oh Oh
Bm G
Nice King, NIce King
F#
Nice King
Bm F#
Nice King, light the candles
G E
For 8 nights all the princesses
Will bring you presents
And give you treasures
They'll keep you warm in the spirit of the season
Nice King have a latke
Turtle Princess made you matzoh brie
With fresh eggs
Princess Princess Princess they're all in love with you
D
Nice King
A
You're amazing
Em
You're beardless and fearless
G
And every princess wants you
Nice King
You could have everything
Just keep the beard off
And keep the fire burning
Nice king hear them calling
They want you to choose
Which one you gonna marry
On the 8th day of Hanukkah
Before the candles go out and
your beard grows back
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All The Ice King Wants For Christmas
Song A Day #1413
A D
All the Ice King wants for Christmas
A F#m
Is the love of a beautiful princess
C#7 D
Is the warming glow of friendship
B E
To feel like he belongs
He will freeze you and kidnap you
But it's only because he has to
Some archeological snafu
Everything's gone wrong
A E D
Merry Christmas Ice King
C#7 D
I hope you get what you want
A E D
You deserve one nice thing
B E
Once nice thing for the Ice King
A E D
Fa la la la la
All the Ice King wants for Christmas
He can't have and that's so sad
If I could grant his wishes
I'd let him see his past
Ice King you're not a monster
Put that crown in it's holster
Have some egg nog, here's some for Gunter
You don't have to be a spaz
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Jonathan Mann Jersey City, New Jersey
I'm a songwriter best known for writing a song a day. I've been at it for 10 years.
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